July 2010
1 post
1 tag
It's all lies, folks
Governments and men in power have long known the truth: there is no “freedom”. It does not exist. You have only the rights that the nearest man with a loaded gun is willing to let you have. Democracy is the easiest thing in the world to subvert, and the desire to preserve the comforting illusion of justice means that no one will look too hard for evidence that laws and...
December 2008
5 posts
10 reasons to reject the conventional idea of...
1. You did not choose them You are basically forced into your association with these people because of your parents. It is essentially like your cellmate in prison or seat-mate on a plane, meaning that the relationship exists only because of circumstance, not because you actively want it to. The lack of your choice brings in the matter of obligation, as in, you are obligated to hang around with...
Revenge and comfort
Let’s say the government had a way to read minds, to tell somebody’s intentions, would you not want them to use it to make us safer? I mean if the guy across the street has an eye on your preteen daughter, wouldn’t you want to know about it before he actually did anything? Of course you would. If there was a way to find those criminals who got off on technicalities or because of...
10 mature and logical ways to handle being dumped
1. Stalk Call her late at night, follow her car wherever she goes, show up unexpectedly and demand to be let inside. If you want to go the extra mile you can break into her apartment and give her a facial while she sleeps. What you hope will happen: She will notice you there in her rear-view mirror, realize how much time and effort you are putting into this, and have an epiphany that you are...
10 ways to tell that you are not cut out for...
1. You hate repeating yourself Most of parenting involves saying the same thing at least 3 times in order to get it done. 3 times is when you threaten violence with the last request, it can be many more times if your kid does not fear bodily harm. If you are one of those people who do not believe in corporal punishment, or are too lazy to exercise it, you will have to keep saying the same thing...
10 Reasons alcohol is the best drug
1. Private Nobody has to know that I am drunk while at work. Soak my fruit-salad in vodka, nobody knows anything. Whiskey in my coffee, perfectly ok. You can’t do that with a blunt. I can smell weed 3 miles away if I am down-wind and nobody is grilling anything. While heroin-addicts can actually be quite productive, they have a shelf-life, sooner or later they just start staying home,...
November 2008
4 posts
10 Reasons to be Antisocial
Everything important in your life, the correct decisions, the perfect work, the life-changing realizations, they all come when you are alone. Being antisocial provides you with the time for these. 1. Genius is antisocial This does not mean that by being antisocial you automatically adopt the status of genius, but it does mean that if you, by some slim chance are, in fact, a genius, you will have...
Bad people and "animals"
The difference, in the minds of most of America, between Brian Nichols and the guys who wiped out Indians or the guys who carried out Jim Crow era lynching is that they were “bad people”, maybe even “very bad” people, whereas Nichols is an “animal”. It’s the drastic difference in outrage.
Joseph Duncan is a bad person for raping and killing 2 little kids,...
Sheep
Do you not expect to have your rights taken away if you take no interest in enforcing them? People seem to think that being a citizen involves being self-obsessed and passive. Nobody wants to get their fat asses up from in front of the Tv and intimidate the government. The fact is that apathy and deliberate ignorance are usually rewarded with rape and/or robbery.
While I hate using slavery as a...
Shocked, I say
I am completely and utterly shocked that a government would value the rights of a multi-million dollar corporation over the rights of it’s broke, apathetic citizens. Shocked how a company that can afford lobbyists and campaign contributions could be have such sway over the people it helped elect. How fucking bizarre! I mean who knew that politicians could be corrupted? Who knew that...